Solution: Hours of uninterrupted personal fun.
DMX: *wakes up in South sector* What the hell just happened?
AquaVeemon: Don't worry cutie, you are in the lake now.
DMX: *looks around and notices lots of girls in the water ahead*
AquaVeemons & AquaRivamon: Hi sexy dragon! *wink*
AquaVeemon: You know, you are the only male in this sector.
DMX: *stays silent, then looks down on own crotch* You better be ready.
Circumstance: 9 months later billions of sexy dragonesses over populate the Digital World.
Solution: HUNTING SEASON!! *Grabs the dragon buster sword*
Circumstance: It's time for some population control.
Solution: The dragonesses are wearing bikinis you can easily take off.
Circumstance: You have 15 of them hunting you down just so they can all get laid with you. And you just wasted all your ammunition.
Solution: I knew I shoulda bought extra rounds for this thing! *Throws the dragon buster sword away cutting through a tree by accident* Okay, only one solution left! *Rips off his shirt to be revealed in a speedo* DANCE TIME! *His super dance causes the Dragons to pass out from over horniness* YAY! I knew that would work.
???: ARE YOU CHEATING!?
Shadow: Huh? *Turns around to stare into the angry face of a Renamon* Hehe, would you believe no?
Circumstance: JEALOUS RENAMON!! *Dodges a shard of ice as he runs* ANGER! DEATH! PAIN! SAVE MEEEEE~
Solution: You just created the doom itself.
Renamon: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?!
DMX: That you are pretty, smart, you have a cute face and I don't even think if what I'm saying is because of the beer.
Renamon: *stops to think about the whole sentence to find anything of sense in it*
DMX: Problem solved.
Circumstance: She is somehow getting stronger and more inteligent with each second passing and she's planning our doom in 5 posts.
Solution: I will appease her with an offering.
*Crimson has offered the mighty Renamon a plate of lemon rice balls, a favorite among kitsune*
Renamon: Rice balls, hmmm. *eats one* Delicious! *starts eating the whole plate*
Circumstance: That snack's only going to slow her down, we need a real solution before she gives us our doom in 4 posts.
Solution: Keep feeding her rice balls till she's too fat to chase us!
Circumstance: Where do we get that many rice balls in 3 posts?
Solution: Beer, Pie, or SPAM.
Circumstance: We need to choose between these three trouble/solution makers before 2 posts elapse!
Solution: Pie, it's the solution to everything! *gives Renamon a lemon meringue pie*
Renamon: Humph, the only thing I'm hungry for is revenge! *hits Crimson in the face with the pie*
Circumstance: She actually resisted the temptations of the pie. *eats remainder on face* Quick, we need to decide between beer and SPAM before the final post!
Solution: BEER! *throws a beer can desperately to Renamon*
Renamon: *evades*
*beer can hits a wall and it breaks, making millions of lemon rice balls fall inside Renamon's mouth, and she eats them all happily*
DMX: Heck yes!
Circumstance: Instead of becoming fat, Renamon became literally a giantess like in cartoons, and she has all of us in her immense paw.
DMX: Bad idea, BAD IDEA!!