Solution: as a sexy nude girl, I slap Shadow, and pick up DMX. "there there... don't cry- my little baby..."
Circumstance: You are suffocating between two humongus boobs.
Solution: *gasp* in-a-inut-! *sticks head out of the rack* One word: HEAVEN!! *sinks head again*
Circumstance: I start to suck there.
Solution: Do you really want me to solve that?
Circumstance: Can I resist the urge to use the Byakugan and hand of the Juken to shut off Gun's flow of Chakra and destroy his Jutsu?
Solution: PLEASE DO!!! I FEEL SO SLUTTY!!
Circumstance: (oh- third hokage, right? yeah- I forgot about the Mangekyu-) You are about to learn how I got mangekyu sharingan...
.Solution: I'd like to.
Circumstance:
If DMX: I'm gonna use you to obtain mine
If Gun: STAY AWAY FROM ME!
If someone else: Welcome! Your about to be obliterated by countless random Jutsu techniques that we are throwing at eachother. Have fun.
Solution: *Pokes you in the eyes* Theyre doujutsu contact lenses! sheesh!!
Circumstance: I have a different Bloodline limit.
Why did you poke me in the eye?
Solution: use magic to change your blood type?
Circumstance: I know every Hand seal by heart and can really perform them. Now I'm coming to test them out on you
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So you wouldn't need to hurt anyone- buy a contact lense from me!
Solution: What blood type?
Circumstance: Bloodline limit changed.
You didn't need to poke me in the eye. I use the Byakugan or Evil Eye. Not the Sharingan.
Solution: Can you use the Shikotsumyaku?
Circumstance: That advanced bloodline technique scares the pants off me.
you couldve said so, lol.
Solution: What is Shikotsumyaku?
Circumstance: Tha bloodlinelimit is-