Solution: Not if the evil is Vel.
He who smiles at Velmont,
Shall have no teeth left to smile.
Circumstance: I'm Going to laugh at Vel- just to annoy him.
Solution: Join in, he'll be too busy beating up you and I can just continue laughing.
Circumstance: Make him wear this,
![[Image: dress2.jpg]](http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/ShadowknightFFXI/dress2.jpg)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Solution: (slaps it on Vel) do you research stuff- OW- just to piss- ACK- him off? OOF- Cool!!
Circumstance: He's like a bulldozer!!
Solution: Place a brick wall between you and him.
Circumstance: There's a brick wall around at least four people that anything dangerous shouldn't be around.
Solution: Get them to annoy Vel, and he'll get rid of the brick walls for them.
Circumstance: He may also get rid of them.
Solution: Wear this,
![[Image: Suit.jpg]](http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/ShadowknightFFXI/Suit.jpg)
Circumstance: Did that tick him off?
dude... his killing me!!
Solution: I'm trying to hold him off with a barbel-
Circumstance: You're probably gonna make him wear something else that's gonna make beat me into a pulp!
Solution: Of course I am,
![[Image: uglydress.jpg]](http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/ShadowknightFFXI/uglydress.jpg)
Circumstance: I think that's the girliest dress I've found yet.
Solution: Hell yeah- that is one fucked up girly dress-
Circumstance: He's smoking...
Solution: Show him that smoking kills by sticking him in a closet and lighting the house of fire.
Circumstance: I have matches and gasoline. In other words: Pyromaniac + Matches + Fuel = INFERNO!!!