Solution: *cracks knuckles while wagging tail* Hehe... I like being a Flamedramon... *kicks D-Tyrannomon's ass, then uses a Fire Rocket finishing him off* I don't need digivices xP
Circumstance: THAT CHUMON STOLE MY PIE! WAAAAHHHHHH! *cries*
Solution: Transform into Lobomon and obliterate pie stealing Chumon.
Circumstance: I just saved you pie and threw it at you.
Solution: Laugh like an idiot and get slammed by Pie, which I eat later from my face.
Circumstance: The Chumon stole your digivice and digispirits, then turned into Galacticmon!! WTF?!?! O.o
Solution: use giant robot. Let's see, which attack to use,
Final desperation attacks:
Ultra nuclear destruction. 'Nah.'
Final destroyer. 'Maybe'
Fist of rage. 'Not today'
WTF!?!? 'HELL YEAH!'
Hits button and fires missiles everywhere blowing up everything.
Circumstance: Missiles just blew up the earth.
Solution: I'm in a piece of rock, floating through space with a bowl on my head as an astronaut helmet, drifting through space and finally getting to the planet of the naked supermodels.
Circumstance: You couldn't come with me >:]
Solution: Land on the planet of beautiful fox/wolf/cat girls and use my recovered D-tector to transform into Lobomon.
Circumstance: Your on the planet of beautiful DOG supermodels.
Solution: .... ............. . (drool)
Circumstance: You find your soul mate trying to attempt suicide and he/she is about to jump....
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lonelygabu~~
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Solution: Grab her/him by the wrist before s/he jumps and then punch him/her to knock some sense into him/her.
Circumstance: Your pinned under a fridge and the only living thing around is a hamster.
Solution: (Well I didn't want to tell you but its a Super Hamster!).....
...walks away from the fridge....
Circumstance: You become blind and your about to drive off the cliff....
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lonelygabu~~
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Solution: If I was blind why would I be driving in the first place? Realize I have Daredevil's powers and use crazy acrobatic moves to safe myself.
Circumstance: Your in the middle of a raging flood snapping pictures of houses and cars being washed away, you see President Bush floating past, you can either save him or take the best picture of you career. Now for the true circumstance: Do you use color or black and white.