Solution:
Raize: *waves from the top of the building*
Circumstances
Raize: *gets out her communicator* We need an air life...yes....no I'm not lieing we need one...*rolls her eyes and puts her communicator away as a helicopter comes and takes the UFO away*
Solution: *Helicopter comes crashing down along with the UFO*
DMX: *With scoping lens, aiming with a sniper rifle and his tongue out* Hey, my toy rifle works.
Circumstance: The crashing UFO released millions of the X parasites.
Solution:
Kurtz: I thought I killed you bli--- GAHHH! *gets infected by one of the X Parasites and starts freaking out*
Lurea: Oh yay. He's hopeless.
Tieya: Second thoughts. *takes the pie* Fine, I'll take the pie... *throws away the ice-cream and starts eating the pie*
Circumstance: X Parasites attack you.
Solution:
Raize: *aims and fires a long cable down to where the Parasites are comming from, ziplines down from the building with sniper rifle in one hand, as she ziplines down she takes out about 10-15 Parasites before she lands in front of everyone*
Circumstances:
Raize: Theres more comming *gets out dual submachine guns*
Solution: I can't be infected. My Will is Null.
Circumstance: You better call Sally, she's half-metroid.
Solution:
Alex: Rightio! *quickly runs off to try and find Sally*
Kurtz: Uhhh... *quickly points to the 10-15 X Parasites which are still floating in the air*
Circumstance:
Kurtz: X Parasites can't exactly be properly hit by weapons or bullets.
Solution: Absorb them, then. Uhh... whoops, you are already infected... well, absorb more of them, at least you'll die quickier and without much pain.
Circumstance: Sally's training in the boot camp two miles from here.
Solution:
Raize: Well that changes everything *gets her communicator back out* Yes we need the good stuff...just do it!! *a large black crate falls down and the walls collapse and large plasma chainguns are presented along with plasma grenades*
Circumstances
Raize: *picks up one of the plasma chain guns* What about plasma?
Solution: X parasites are non-organical structures of bi-polar cells with no ribosome. You are trying to kill a bacteria that reproduces faster than you blink.
Circumstance: Above.
Solution:
Kurtz: Grllgghh--- That's why we leave all of that type of stuff to DMX---- *silence*
Circumstance: Oh noes.