Solution:
Shadow: *Kicks open a door*
Old lady: *Walks towards Shadow*
Shadow: AHHHHHH!! *Fires fifty times reducing the old lady to nothing*
Slashmon: Nice reflexes, how'd you know she was a zombie?
Circumstance:
Shadow: She was a zombie?
Solution:
Disturbed: Eh close enough Rosie O'donnell
Circumstance:
Zombies are eating your dog
Solution:
Omni: SUPREME SHADOKEN ASSAULT!! fires off countless beams, each one hitting a zombie inbetween the eyes and blowing their brains out everywhere.
Circumstance:
Omni: WHO ELSE WANTS TO TRY FUCKING WITH MY DOG!?
Solution:
*scratches head* I dont know Kit?
Circumstance:
Kit likes Shady
Solution:
H-Shadow: Kurtz better pray Kit doesn't find out about this or anything I'd do to him would seem like a walk in happy land compared to her rage.
Circumstance:
Kit's coming out of the house to investigate the noise.
Solution:
Kurtz: Wait, what am I TO BLAME FOR?! *fumes*
Circumstance:
Kurtz: *growls loudly, before splitting himself into Luna form and normal form*
L-Kurtz: Yeah, the big idea?
Solution:
H-Shadow: I mixed up the games, I was talking about when you chopped off poor Shady's tongue.
Circumstance:
Who could do that to poor Shady?
Solution:
L-Kurtz: Poor Shady was mixed with Shadow. I was hoping to cut off both of their tongues.
Circumstance:
L-Kurtz: Well, you can understand my reason reason why. I'm not letting Dot fall down to the same level as me.
Solution:
UNDERSTAND! HE WAS SAYING HELLO LIKE ANY DOG WOULD!!
Circumstance:
Now, I'm angry!
Solution:
L-Kurtz: *sweat-drops* But then you've got to think - Shadow would usually lick a woman's breasts, being the horny creature he mentioned he was before.
Circumstance:
L-Kurtz: Let us move off this topic.
*notices Lurea jumping on D-Shadow's back*
Lurea: *giggles* Oh, please don't be angry. He can be stupid and reckless at times.