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Solution: Kyo: *thinking (Magical Notebook FTW)* Let Kiran go jack off in a private room.

Kyo #2: THIS FECKING RENAMON IS LICKING ME!!
Kyo #1: How does it feel?
Kyo #2: WET!

Circumstance: Kyo wants to write in the notebook: "And may there be an incarnation of the pie lord in a human."
Solution: There's no Pie Lord.

DMX: *transforms into Kaiser*

G-Renamon: *leaves Kyo-2 on the ground and jumps on K-DMX while growling*

Circumstance: Go away before this turns ugly for people older than 17.
Solution: Unfortunately; I'm telepathic... I burst out laughing...

Kiran (over walkie talkie) - *wet slapping in background* Am I telepathic too?
Me - *sweat drop* No... you're telePATHETIC!

*distant sounding explosion*

Kiran - Aaaah...
Me - Evil *looks back to Kyo's copy* :shock: :shock: :shock:

Circumstance: Renamon drops Kyo's copy with an amused expression.
Solution:
Kyo: I'm older then 17!
Kyo #2: Hey.... how about you actually write in that notepad?

Kyo: *picks up pen* Oh, I forgot about the one in my pocket. *scribbles sentence into notepad* Transport... K-DMX and Renamon.... into the Digital World...

Circumstance: Will it work? I don't think it will...
Solution: Renamon vanishes but K-DMX doesn't budge.

Me - :shock:
Kiran - :shock:
God - :shock:
Frodo - :shock:
Me - *looks at God and Frodo* What the...

Circumstance: I think K-DMX is going to kill me...
Solution: Stomp PokePimp until he learns not to mess with a *ekhem* fight.

Circumstance: You are as flat as a pancake now.
Solution: Kyo writes in the notepad and Pokepimp is now normal again.

Circumstance: I write in the book "I wish for an eternal shield against K-DMX, which makes me immune to stomping, anything physical and letting me hear anything, but I can decast it to yiff any dragoness."
Solution: What solution? It worked!

Me - Evil K-DMX MUST DIE!!! *draws sword*
Kiran - Why, exactly?
Me - Because... Damn...
Kiran - lol
Me - *sulks* HMPH!!!

Circumstance: I'm sulking! Leave me alone!
Solution: I give Pokepimp's sword the almighty Crusader enchant! It heals you whenever you strike K-DMX, and also I give you this *artifact* sword, which has the power to slay oversized big dragons.

Circumstance: I think I'm addicted to World of Warcraft.... For gods sake, the crusader enchant, and artifact sword are all from WoW!
Solution: WoW is good! Nothing wrong with that! I like my new toys and make a swing at K-DMX.

Me - *swinging sword* I know I'm going to regret this but it's FUN!!!

Circumstance: Kyo's ultimate weakness... a Dragoness... flies past him...