Solution: You eat your way out, and deal with the consequences later.
Circumstance: You've become enormously fat from eating your way out of a vat of Blueberry Jell-O.
i drink a can of Redbull and a jar of Rena sauce. 10 hours later im not fat anymore. ;)
circumstance: at the building of your ISP, a guy trips over the cord of your exact internet connection area.
Solution: I start loading my Winchester 1894, and go on a little 'feild trip'
Circumstance: You've bruised your johnson from 10 hours of Redbull/Renasauce-induced yiff :shock:
Solution: Get vook to turn it back to normal ^_^
Vook: never.
Circumstance: you just found out the KFC you just ate was made of 100% feces
Solution: Quickly stick my finger down my throat to induce vomiting!
Circumstance: The country's peanut crop was wiped out from a fungal blight?
Solution: Turn those fungal bastards into peanut butter!!
Circumstance: Your spider sense is tingling... and you were never bitten by any radioactive spider!
Solution: Well...that's certainly not my spider sense...and it's tingling because someone yiffy is close by.
Circumstance: You're stuck at summer camp without any means of internet communication.
Solution: Use whatever material in camp to make a satelite and get a connection!
Circumstance: That yiffy dude is closing in on u...
Solution: Dude, you say?...lead him to the nearest female, who wants to yiff.
Circumstance: You are stuck in a traffic jam and have to take a wicked piss?
solution find a bottle
circumstance
you have a choice 6 people can die
or you can die as a virgin