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Solution: Yay for the horny guy. Done.

Circumstance: You are strangely getting hornier and hornier instead of being satisfied.
Solution: *whips out notepad again while still yiffing* SPAM WINS OVER ALL N00BS. *scribbles into the notepad and inverts the last sentence you just said, now Kyo's getting more satisfied by the second, instead of being horny*

Circumstance: *yiff* There's a cup of orange juice on the table, *yiff*, is it half-empty, or half-full?
Solution: Too hard to find for me.

Circumstance: Will teach maths to a dragon with the IQ of a dumb Guilmon.
Solution: *grumbles, chucking a notepad to DMX* Here, become one of the few uber Spam gods.

Circumstance: *yiff* Yep, still yiffing *yiff*
Solution: Still don't get it.

Circumstance: You need a whack in the head, give me a mallet.
Solution: No *finally stops still, and stops yiffing* Yea, I think that's it for today.
*Aqua falls to floor, absolutely shattered* Now I'm starting to love that notebook.

Circumstance *slips trousers back on, and summons mallet* Whack me.
Solution: Sure. *whacks Kyo with the mallet and sinks him into the ground 7 kilometers down the ground, but with no damage at all*

Circumstance: It seems that nothing can hurt you know, but it makes you horny instead.
Solution: And thanks to you giving me spam powers.... *clicks and reappears on normal floor*

Circumstance: Now I have to wait a long while before Aqua want's to yiff again! You made me horny, DMX, and you will pay! *withdraws scythe, and then thinks* Wait, spam can't hurt you....
Solution: Run away?

Me - *collapses*
Renamon - zzzZZZZzzz...

Circumstance: Oeya... tired... ZZzzz... *flashing sign appears above my head. it reads 'TARGET' with an arrow pointing at me*
Solution: Cast KOTR (Knights of the Round) and keep mimicing it... you'll soon fade away.

Circumstance: *falls asleep* Too... much... yiffing...