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Solution: I got a rusty chainsaw.

Circumstance: Uhhh, I got a rusty chainsaw?

Solution: That's ok, I have a pie *eats pie*

Circumstance: I ate the pie.

Solution: Make another....

Circumstance: Places the pie on Gunter's stomach. :shock:

Solution: Vel: *puts pie away*

Circumstance: Vel: Okay- I've decided. *gets sand paper* Death by sandpaper.... *starts to hack at Gunter's neck, Gunter starts bleeding heavily, screaming in pain.*

Vel: Maybe a power sander... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT-

Gunter: *Screams in extremely high doses of excruciating pain, his blood spluttering and splashing on everyone*

Vel: Ugh, messy bastard.

Gunter lies limply to his side.

Vel: Oh well, time for a shower... *leaves.*

Solution: Hmmmn... gore... *drools heavily*

Circumstance: Drool healed Gunter back to health when it fell on his body, getting rid of any kind of pain.

Solution: Gunter: Wow... highly restorative drool- aw, I was geting used to it- there was this stripper with a flashlight telling me to come to her-

Vel: May thine past consume thee! *Splashes acid on Gunter's face*

Circumstance: Gun: ......I'm supposed to feel... pain?

Vel: *slaps head* Damn- I forgot his face was impervious to pain!

Solution: .....Vell with no hands......MUAHAAHHAA ......

Circumstance: Vell has no arms... :shock:

Solution: Use my newly invented robotic arms.

Circumstance: They're set to auto jack-off.

Solution: Vel: Hello- There's no more acid left. I used them all on Gun.

Gun: Yeah- why isn't it doing anything to me? I love pain!

Vel: I dunno- what have you been putting on your face?

Gun: Cum, why?

Vel: .........I think I'll go get more acid- be right back- oh- and- *splashes acid into lonelygabu's face- watching it rapidly deteriorate.* Don't interfere, kay? *goes out*

Circumstance: Gun: Hey- why doesnt that happen to me? *Gabu's face returns to normal for no apparent reason* -and that! GARGGH!! *get's frustrated*

Solution: I got a cattle prod that dishes out almost 100,000 volts of electricity?

Circumstance: Me + The above mentioned cattle prod = :shock: AHHHHHHHH!