Solution: with that $1,000,000, I can buy all kinds of psycho therapy to fix me afterwards.
Circumstance: You're inside your car and suddenly a live grenade sails in through an open window.
Solution:throw it back out the window and peel away....Put a post-it on it saying "return to sender...."
Circusmstance: Your locked in the school with your teacher from hall because there is a blizzard outside....
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Solution: Challenge him to a game of scrabble, beating him utterly and leaving him a shallow empty husk of his former greatness (I use that term VERY loosely).
Circumstance: The cops have pulled you over and you have a large bag of weed and shrooms.
Solution: Call my lawyer, she's a HOT girl, distract, I go, whee :P E-V-I-L!!
Circumstance: You are in a room filled with bananas!
Solution: I'M ALLERGIC TO BANANAS!
Circumstance: Can't...breath...allergic...reaction!
Solution: *sneers* I know CPR... slow CPR... with toungue...
Circumstance: I'm about to give you CPR- oh no! If only you were a hot girl in a ripped thong!
Edit: This is my 2700th post. woopee.
Solution: Run away, grab a saringe of adrenaline and shoot it into my leg.
Circumstance: THE EARTH IS ON FIRE!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
Solution: huh? it is? sorry... this whole part of transylvania is secluded from the outside world... and it's fire-proof
Circumstance: The earth is about to implode.
Solution: Escape with playboy bunnies and a few close friends to my space station that I conquered during...I think it was in the intro thread?
Circumstance: You can only bring one thing to the space station.
Solution: don't need to. I actually terraformed Jupiter a long time ago.. Anyone wanna hop on?
Circumstance: you don't know about jupiter being terraformed.