Solution: Grab notebook out of air, then beat up the god of stupidity because I'm the only god in these forums.
Circumstance: I DEMAND SACRIFICES!
Solution: *opens portal* 6.4 Milion people good? *points into portal*
Circumstance: Oo-eck... My shirts getting all sweaty...
Solution: Pull off top and start yelling like Tarzan.
Circumstance: That won't help. Then again, nothing really does if I say it.
*portal still open, and groan noises being heard*
Solution: *does what Kyo says* AAAAAaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAaAaaaah!!
Circumstance: boody hell... *wheezing*
Solution: Throw in a baby. Throwing babies into groaning pits is always a good thing right?
Circumstance: The Chlild endangerment people are gonna be on me about this.
Solution: As long as you're here, spam protects yoo.
Circumstance: *still yiffing* *Army of Renamon appear in front of Shadow* Kyo: They are EXTREMELY horny and have decided not to try and kill you, Shadow. Do you accept?
Solution: Let's use SPAM then!
Me - *waves hands in magical way and hundreds of babies (dolls) fall into a bottomless pit with flames spouting out of it* MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Circumstance: That didn't satasfy you, did it?
*looks at portal, cheers* GO, KYO, GO!
*army appears* *drool* EEEEE!!!!
Solution: *summons Renamon in front of Pokepimp* Enjoy.
Circumstance: Now Shadow's really gonna kill me if he see's me... someone yiff right in front of the portal so he doesn't see me!
Solution: Why would I kill you again?
Circumstance: I'm confused, I get stabby when I'm confused.
Solution: I dunno, I'm a little busy...
Me - *yiff*
Renamon - *groan*
Circumstance: Lays with Renamon in front of portal *yiff, yiff, yiff*