Solution:
Steven: Aha! If that's right... *throws a Light Matter at Kurtz*
Kurtz: *blinks, before a bright light engulfs him*
*few seconds later*
H-Kurtz: WHY THE FECK AM I THE HOLY ONE?! *starts waving his arms around*
Circumstance: Stupid Light Matter.
Solution:
*Throws dark matter at Kurtz*
Shadow: *Whistles* YO CM!! H-SHADOW IS OVER HERE!! *points at Kurtz*
Circumstance:
I'm a bastard aren't I?
Solution:
H-Kurtz: *suddenly dodges the dark matter with two huge angel wings that weren't there before* Okay... now that's freaky. I don't remember having wings.
Circumstance:
H-Kurtz: *shivers* Wait, did he just point at me?
Salutoin:
Use the powe of the force to stike him.
Circumstance:
Every one gang up on me
Solution:
H-Kurtz: Nah, better not... *looks at CM*
Circumstance:
H-Kurtz: *shivers slightly*
Solution:
Hand Kurtz fur coat
Circumstance:
Death apouches the DaD
ps: happy 8,000 man, maybe some I will have that many.
Solution:
D-Kurtz: *splits from H-Kurtz and goes running up to Death* Hiya! *knees Death in the crotch* I always wanted to do that!
Circumstance: Death better run.
(Thanks, Weredragon. X3. 100 posts a day FTW.)
Solution:
Death rips out your soul and kills you
Circumstance:
Kurtz is dead now fix it
Solution:
H-Kurtz: Oh well done, you killed D-Kurtz.
D-Kurtz: *souless corpse*
Circumstance:
You cannot kill the speed god. X3.
Solution:
throws speed god into level zero where there is no escape.
Circumstance:
I'm going to kill the next poster