Solution: You'll see...
Me - Very sorry about this... but... *opens portal and escapes to RPG section* GOTTAGOBYE!!!
Circumstance: I forgot Kyo... Damn...
Solution: *thinking* Kyo: Good thing Pokepimp still has the other notebook in his pocket...
Circumstance: I try and wriggle out. It ain't working. SOMEONE HELP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Solution: Returns with droid army (yeah, I nicked it from the set of a star wars movie!)
Me - OPEN FIRE!!!
Droid - Affermative!
*all the droids, tanks, artillery etc open fire and pound K-DMX*
Me - Where's my gun!
Droid - Here! *hands badass chain gun*
Me - *hefts weapon* Nice! *pulls the trigger an starts shooting at K-DMX*
Circumstance: I dunno! I can't see through the smoke!
Solution: Kyo sighs.
Kyo: Well, if SPAM doesn't effect Kaiser, then nothing probably will.
Circumstance: I will think of a way to get out of Kaiser's grip in 5 posts.
Solution: that's 1 down...
Circumstance: still 4 to go...
Solution: Maybe if I had my sword, it may help....
Circumstance: Hey! Three posts left! I wonder if SMART converse would work!
Solution: Now only 2...
It might...
Circumstance: 3 Down! Whooo!
Solution: 1 post left, and I MUST TRY SMART....
Circumstance: If this fails, I'm dead meat, you know that?
Solution: This isn't good, countdowns never lead to anything good!
Circumstance: Final post.
Kyo: *ackhem* Dear sir, are you sure this is not some ilaborate way to exact revenge upon me? And technically, you turning into Kaiser is impossible... Spam is a load of rubbish attemptidly put into a hilarious way... well, at this place, it is. *end of smart talk*