Solution: NO WAY! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT...It'd be too quick an painless
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Circumstance: We hold a contest to who can come up with the best way to torture bush. I'm vote for tying him up in his underwear, painting a bullseye on his crotch, and taking paintball guns to him
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Solution: Not painful enough calls in the real expert....
Circumstance: What are you going to do, expert?....
Solution: Hmmm, we could do a chinese water torture. Where you strap him to a table and slowly drip water on his forehead.
Circumstance: I'm out of ideas.
Solution: I have lots....
Circumstance: I can't find my "Tools" to make the torture succesful...
Solution: You could borrow mine......
Circumstance; You have a truckload of torture tools to have fun with.... 
Solution: IDEA!! *grabs Pie from truck and eats*
Circumstance: Was that the bomb filled Pie?
Solution: No, I never placed any bombs there.....
Circumstance: I never placed a bomb in there but a cake with fear factor old eggs worms and you just ate it....
Solution: No I have that here, wait, where's that one that turned people into slugs?
Circumstance: :shock:
Solution:
:roll: :arrow:
Circumstance: You are lost in this conversation....
Solution: Burb loudly and stop the conversation. It worked at that fancy restaurant I was dragged to for easter
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Circumstance: there are two class cases near you, one has a pie in it, the other a rock. The sign says, "To get pie, break glass with rock, but to get rock, break glass with pie." What do you do?