Me getting tackled was suppose to be the circumstance, sorry.
Solution:
*Balls pops out of the pile covered in blood and a tooth or two*
Circumstance: SHADOW CAN'T FEEL SHADOW'S SPLEEN!!
Solution: *gets the balls* Ehh... *runs the last 7 yards and slams the balls to the ground* There.
Circumstance: I think you are going to undergo surgery soon...
Solution: No I am not......
Circumstance: You have to administer an operation of the "losing manhood variety" on a person I hate!!
Solution: *somewhere out of character* Gun: I don't do it, I have to, but I don't want to, so i don't. *sips more bubblegum shake*
[back to character] T-Gun: Never. *strange markings appear on forehead, and he heals himself* will... I... *knocks snorlax clear into the horizon with a flick of a finger* -do that-
*one winged vampire starts playing as he does handseals- camera closes in in different angles for dramatic effect*
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
VanCrimson...
Vermilion...
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
VanCrimson...
Vermilion...
Sors immanis
Et inanis
Sors immanis
Et inanis
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
VanCrimson...
Vermilion...
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias, (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)
Veni, veni, venias, (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)
VanCrimson...
Vermilion...
Flesh and Blood....
Solution: I've been expecting this, allow me to introduce my siamese children.
Circumstance: *Five Felecias start dancing around Gunter*
Solution: *sound of broken record* T-Gun: *grits teeth- and misses 32590th handseal, forced Kamikaze technique.*
Circumstance: T-Gun: Oh... Shit... *blows up in an atomic explosion*
Solution: Oooohhhhhh! Pretty lights!
Cirumstance: Why is the name Chernobyl ringing in my mind with a huge DANGER label?
Solution: T-Gun: *ashen and looking charred* Coff... coff... *healed by the symbols on his forehed*
Circumstance: T-Gun: FUCK THIS- NOT WORTH IT!! *does forbidden handseals, and trades souls with the original Gunter*
Gunter: ...What just happened?
Solution: T-Gun hates being in love and distracted by furries so you came back. ,,,,
Circumstance:
Solution: *Tosses in a few Renamon and Felecia*
Circumstance: Those who experience powerful nosebleeds please look away.