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solution: I eat the pieman.

Circumstance: I get jailed.

Solution: Slash the jail bars easely away and retrieve you, then buy you an ice-cream for being a good boy.

Circumstance: Three robots are threatening to destroy us by endless hours of history reading >.<

Solution: Confuse them with obvious logic.

Shadow: So are we humans evil?

Robot: AFFIRMATIVE. HUMANS ARE EVIL.

Shadow: But good and evil are merely the diffrent view of diffrent individuals. How do you decide who's good and who's bad when the two concepts don't, in theory, exist?

Robot: ERROR! ERROR! *head explodes*

Circumstance: Artificial intteligence sucks.

Solution: Build more robots to make their heads explode!

Circumstance: You are falling down a roller coaster, and you just ate too much OLD WOMAN <-- --> POLICEMAN

Solution: First off I don't eat old women or policemen, they don't agree with me, I prefer younger meatier people. Vomit over the edge and hope it hits someone.

Circumstance: Your standing in the way and have 3 minutes after this post to move.

Solution: I open an umbrella. I am always ready for the unexpected.

Circumstance: Someone's trying to take my sleeping lionheart pendant-

Shadow: Do really have one of those? I'm trying to find one.

solution: Beat the living daylights out of him for trying to steal from a fellow Squall fan.

Circumstance: I run off with the necklace.

Gunter: Yeah- bought it at comic alley! (Pure silver though, it's kinda too shiny)

Solution: That fake plastic one- the real one is here- in my underwear.

Circumstance: it turns out- the guy you beat up WAS Squall!

Solution: Go back and take his gunblade, and his necklace.

Circumstance: HOW DO YOU CONTROL THIS THING!? *begins shooting bullets everywhere*

Solution: The Gunblade doesnt fire bullets- it creates a powerful elemental based slash when you pull the triiger! unless it's Yazoo's from FFVII advent children. I take it from you, and put the safety on. There.

Circumstance: His entire party come after you for revenge- and you don't have any powers- or ways of self deffence- you still have Squall's gunblade though-