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Solution: Quit DaD

Circumstance: It's a freakin' High School Musical Marathon

Solution: Switch Channel?

Circumstance: I accidentally broke the TV's remote and its manual channel changes while trying to switch channels. Now we're stuck with Discovery Kids for an entire week.

Solution: Turn it off because I don't have TV, so I have blur.

Circumstance: A white lion charges you at 9,000 MPH from around the world.

Solution: Step to a side.

Circumstance: You're in a fight with Solid Snake. He has a gun, you don't.

Solution: slap his hand just right so that the clip eject is pressed, and the clip falls out. He now only has one bullet. Grab the clip, and run in a zig-zag motion towards innocent bystanders. Hopefully he'll end up hitting a pregnant lady or something.


Circumstance: there's a massive storm knocking at your back door. You live in a shithole, and only have enough fuel to make it to the end of the block.

Solution: Switch back to Discovery Kids. I already saw that movie.

Circumstance: Boot to the head comin' soon. COVER YOUR HEADS EVERYBODY!

Solution: move out of the way.

Circumstance: you're naked, running from the cops, when you notice Cameras on you. You're going to be in an episode of COPS.

Solution: Yeah well, there's no way to cover up my loins, and I doubt it'll even fit in the pics. Plus...

Circumstance: They made me angry.

Solution: Hide from inevitable wrath!

Circumstance: You have failed to hide.

Solution: Pull out my secret weapon.

Circumstance: It's a cardboard box.