Solution: Takes out his car keys....I have stage lights in the back of my Hummer2 so we'll fix them in a jiffy.....<5 minutes later> Done!....
Circumstance: Which Gunter?......(Yells out from the crowd) Gun, watch out he is about to hook you!!!!
Solution: BYAGUKAN!! *Uses the Byakugan to see which gunter is which*
Circumstance: The good one is getting his but handed to him.
Solution: Which is which?
Circumstance: We have the exact same chakra patterns and strength... and to your horror- we're both doing "The Billion Handseals"
Solution: HELL NO!! *Jumps into the arena and uses the hand of juken to seal up the two gunters chakra holes*
Circumstance: You'll have to rely on Taijutsu now.
Solution: BOOM- they were both exploding mizu buunshins!
Guns: Mizu Tsuuga!! *they spin rapidly towards each other- clashing. Though the thought of doing those handseals again- made them stop the handseals- so they're clashing.*
Circumstance: One of them loses- and hits the wall. Who was it?
Solution: Kill both of you just to be safe.
Circumstance: Me have shotgun.
Solution: -which doesn't work because the shells are faulty.
Circumstance: Gun aproaches the fallen gun.
Gun: Say goodbye, doppelganger! -ghuck! *stabbed by sword*
Gun: like you said. *evil grin*
Gun: *turns to ash*
Solution: Its the referee's call....
Circumstance: Its up to the ref...Who is the ref?
Solution: I say gun loses.
Circumstance: I'm confused.
Solution: Gun wins- and Gun loses! ...........my head feels like a fish tank...
Circumstance: Gun: Hahaha... HAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHA!!! Finally- THE EVIL TWIN TRIUMPTH!!