The Pie Master (protector of innocent pies) - (dressed in male dominatrix leather and a pie tin starpped over face with eyes & mouth openings.) :Eek:
Circumstance: There's a sexy herm dragon that's hot for you, what do you do?
Tackle it and yiff it endlessly.
you just found out that its going to rain for 100 days and 1 night.
I'd by stock in umbrella & rain wear companies and move to higher ground.
Circumstance: Peanut butter was put on the black market because of an alarming increase in p.b. based allergies.
Solution: Hey Guilmon.
Guilmon: MY PEANUT BUTTER! RAAAARRR! *Digivolves to a massive Megidramon and starts wrecking havoc*
DMX: Was about to tell him I had saved some flasks over there.
Circumstance: The flasks of peanut butter are on your toes.
Megidramon. RARRRR!!
Solution:
Ebon: Aww but wouldnt they be tastier here? *takes the peanutbutter and smears it over her breasts and winks* eat me
Circumstance:
Megidramon stares at Ebon and drools at the tastey morsal and is about to eat her.
Solution: Fires fireball, gets Kurtz to snatch her away.
Circumstance: Can he enjoy butter-coated breasts?
Solution: Of course, anything smooth, creamy and melts to the touch.
Circumstance: What about ______butter-coated snatches?
Is that even a circumstance?
Circumstance: The tub's broken again, fix it or upset the girls.
Solution: Takes the tub, fixes it, gives it to Dot.
Kurtz: For breaking our last one.
Circumstance: The girls are pissed... bar Dot.
Solution:
As Ebon and Ayane are wrestling for the tub Raize walks in with a gas mask throwing a sleeping gas grenade into the room.
Circumstance:
Upset girls sleeping in the bathroom wake them or give them multiple orgasms in their sleep to make them even more upset