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Solution: An anvil falls on your head and knocks you out.

Circumstance: Millions of anvils drop from the sky.

Solution: I give everyone the Anvil Antidote. *everyone guzzles the antidote and the anvils harmlessly side off*

Circumstance: *reads label on the bottle* Side effects of Anvil Antidote may include upset stomach, diarrhea, headaches, halluciations, and severe vomiting.

Solution: Grab a camcorder for when the hallucinations start.

Circumstance: I forgot the film. And the popcorn.

Solution: I start babbling about mythology and such.

Xuan Wu is one of the guardians of Tokyo, the sacred beast of the North hemisphere. A digimon was made after him, called XuanWumon, and he looks like a turtle with two heads and a shell that looks like a forest. The american name is Ebonwumon. Ahhh... and I know this without actually looking at the Wikipedia, cool.

Circumstance: Kill Zhuqiaomon, I already had my turtle soup *throws empty GIANT shell into the ocean*

Solution: Fire proof armor! *the flames bounce off as we all kick Zhuqiaomon's ass*

Circumstance: I think we ruined the balance of the digital world, or maybe that dark storm is just a coincidence.

Solution: Head to the real world as the digital world implodes.

Circumstance: It knocks out all internet and phone connections.

Solution: Don't worry I have a spare copy. *uploads the digital world to the SDP's supercomputer*

Circumstance: Time for upload: 72 hours (Stupid Microsoft!) So what are we going to do until then?

Solution: Use the super ultra computer that runs on the lastest and greatest software in the universe to watch my backup porn.

Circumstance: We can't get any new porn till the download is complete.

Solution: Which download? I thought we were uploading. *stares at the nude girls in his mind and drools*

Circumstance: The download ended and there's no more porn to watch, who will take over the North and South Hemispheres now that I'm the dragon and Shadow's the tiger?

Solution: Which is which? Is the tiger north, south, east, west, or splunge?

Circumstance: Due to the fact that the world must bend to my will the world has to reformat itself in order to include a new hemisphere.