Solution: Easy *sets up sign inside surgery room* ''Get thinner by eating like a pig!''
Circumstance: From eating too much, all of them start to grow too much and don't implode, just get bigger and bigger.
Solution: pickup trucks.
Circumstance: ran out of fuel.
Solution: Syphon some gasoline....President Bush wouldn't mind....
Circumstance: The President caught you stealing gasoline...
Solution: ''It was for the good of- RUN!!!''
Circumstance: The president let off the dogs, the bees, and the dogs that spit out bees when they bark after you.
Solution: Did somebody say dogs, bees, and dogs that spit out bees? *eyes light up* WHERE!? I'LL HUMP-EM!!
Circumstance: It's not a pretty sight.
Solution: Don't look.
Circumstance: You have too look.
Solution: I enjoy.
Circumstance: you can't help- but peek-
Solution: Looks at begins to masturbate...... :shock: :oops:
Circumstance; You are masterbating.....
Solution: pray no one is watching.
Circumstance: All the fat people have throw earth off it's axis and has sent it careening toward the sun.
Solution have them jump to the left and missing it.....
Circumstance; Being this close to the sun, you could throw George W out and watch him disintergrate....