(Shadow)
Solution: Forget it. Hey, want something to cheer you up? *clicks fingers* Choose from a horny Renamon who doesn't want to kill you, or any of the others.
(Pokepimp)
*still yiffs Lurea* I guess you're enjoying yourself, no?
Circumstance: Seven days.
Solution: ... and seven nights...
Me - *yiff* Titties! *fondle*
Renamon - *moan, bites my shoulder*
Me - *yiff, yiff* Ooragh... Hurt me more!
Circumstance: Why am I in front of the portal again? *YIIIIIIIIFF*
Solution: To stop all people except for you from watching...
Circumstance:
Kyo: *still yiffing* I just hope this video's not one of those cursed videos that are on the rage these days... *slots it in*
Raviel: Seven days.
Kyo: *roars* Shit, I knew it!
Solution:
Me - *Points at video, it explodes and the curse is broken, flower petals fall around your head and you can smell roses*
Renamon - *whine*
Me - *yiff*
Renamon - Better! *moan*
Circumstance: I've got a video camera pointed into the portal and we can all see what's happening on a huge wide screen telly!
Solution: Kyo: PERVERT! *uses spamming powers to close portal* Teaches you to respect privacy.
Lurea: *whimpers* Kyo... are you stopping?
Kyo: *smiles* Uh....... no. *continues to yiff*
Lurea: *lies her head back against the pillow* Oh, how I LOVE this.......
Circumstance: Put a camera near me and I destroy it. Put an Aquaveemon near me and I'll yiff her. Guess what I'd do if I saw DMX burst into the room?
Solution: Run?
Circumstance: *giggle* I got a video!
Solution: *immediately stops yiffing and summons portal after putting trousers back on, and jumps through portal to Pokepimp* You git. *Kyo's normal blue eyes turn fully red* Don't mess with a notepad-wished templar. *Crushes video and camera and then walks through portal*
Circumstance: Oh, look, it came now. Templar FTW.
Solution: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*turns round to run, crashes into lamp post, falls on back, gets hit in face by meteor*
Circumstance: *points finger* This is all your doing! *groan* Owie...
Solution: Then become a templar, and have a nice Kiedran following you around called Flora. Then you'll be able to stop me and my spam powers.
Circumstance: But that will never happen in a million years, unless the trinity of SDP stop me.
Solution: I'd rather have that one that pretends to be a guy when it's obvious she's not... *licks lips* Doggie!
Besides... Trace would kill me!
Circumstance: She's a little wierd...