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Solution: I see no problem.

Circumstance: The voodoo doll get's broken. aww.
Solution: We can rebuild it. *goes into workshop, five hours later* I give you, *unveils curtains revealing a large robot* The bush 2.0, with reinforced titanium shielding, laser guided missles, .45 caliber machine guns on both arms, and enough strength to smash an elephant with it's pinky.

Circumstance: Do we really want bush all powerful?
Disolve each state into an independant country with a trade alliance, or reform your political system to a two vote each basis, to revitalise third party politics, or turn to Parlimentery Democracy.

By the way, the answer was; "Imhotep is invisible."

Optiums will not lend Megatron his DS. Why does Hotrod get an apple?
Solution: Uhhh, my brain hurts.

Circumstance: My brain hurts.
Solution: Beer, cause and solution to all problems nuff said.

Circumstance: You are watching too much Simpsons, it's starting to affect you and you start giving up random quotes.
Solution: Start watching family guy to counteract the stupid quotes.

Circumstance: THERE'S AN EVIL MONKEY IN MY CLOSET!
Solution: Tell you the truth.

DMX: You have your brain screwed... again, so you need to go to that asylum. ...again. *takes Shadow to hospital*

*from window*

Monkey: Nnnn!! *points at Shadow with one finger as he and DMX go while grtting his teeth in an evil way*

*both gone*

Monkey: *stops pointing and grtting teeth, then jumps on Shadow's bed and takes out some weed, puts on headphones, starts to smoke the weed feeling really relaxed*

Circusmtace: You keep saying there's a monkey in your closet.
Solution: LMAO! There really is, I got this butt ugly king kong doll and hung it in my closet. Now I can honestly say there is an evil monkey in my closet.

Circumstance: I think I have Rabies. Around the area my cat bit me a large spot about the size of my fist has turned bright red and feels really warm.
Solution: Dive inside your subconcious and remove those thoughts, we still need to get to hospital safely.

Circumstance: Doctor gave you vanilla syrup instead of tranquilizer.
Solution: I really am going to the doctor's to have it looked at, it looks really infected.

Circumstance: If I have rabies I'm going to bite you.