Solution: *Beat the living crap out of RG for trying to mess with SDP, then teepee the deans place!*
Dean: SHADOW HOUSE!!!
Circumstance: If we get caught we get expelled, RUN!!
Solution: Run away like the bastard I am.
Circumstance: You were caught, ouch.
Solution: Blame it all on Reno.
Circumstance: reno's busted.
Solution: White bails him out.
Circumstance: *being dragged away* NO! I DIDN'T DO IT! NOOOOOOO!!!
Solution: *appears next to Poke, grabs him, and teleports to a deserted island thousands of miles away from a city* Oh crap.
Circumstance: There's only enough water for one of us....
Solution: *SPAMs up a few barrels of water*
Circumstance: HOW THE HELL DO WE GET OUTTA HERE!?!
Solution: *pulls up in a boat* Need a lift?
Circumstance: While crossing the ocean back to land, a storm begins to brew, a very nasty one in fact.
Solution: *puts his straw hat away from his face and pulls out a massive 70 meter long shotgun, then shots to the sky, the storm stopping* I was sleeping *moves straw hat on top of his head once again* ZzZzZzz...
Circumstance: A huge sea-monster comes out of the water, ready to attack.
Solution: *speaks in an old salty sea captain voice* Argh, it be the great Leviathan, prepare the harpoons ya swabbies! *pierces the sea serpent with several harpoons and causes it to run away*
Problem: Tidal wave off the port side! *points to the towering 50 foot wave about to crash down on the ship*
Solution: Kurtz: *little anime bubble next to his nose* ZzZzZZZzzz.....
Circumstance: There's still a tidal wave off the port side....