Solution: Then lock him up in a corner.
Lurea: Want your hair combed, Kyo? *holds comb in hand*
Kyo: Heh, wouldn't mind it... *smiles*
Circumstance: There's a gun lying at your feet. Whatd'ya do wit' it?
Solution: *Picks it up and starts shooting random innocent bysanders* WHEE!!!
Circumstance: :shock: Oh shit, I just shot a cop!
Solution: You now have 2 stars and the police are after you
Lurea: Liking your new hairstyle? *giggles*
Kyo: *smiles* It's the same one.
Circumstance: Big chainsaw guy on the loose!
Solution: *shoots the mad chain saw guy* Wait a sec... *starts fading* OH SHIT!!! PARADOX!!!
Circumstance: *looks closely at Kyo's hair* It is different if you look at like this... *stands on head*
Solution: Smart.
Kyo: *kicks Pokepimp in the stomach softly* Get up.
Lurea: That wasn't needed.
Kyo: I know.
Circumstance: Krauser! *starts running*
Solution:
Me - Omf! *falls over* Owie...
Kiran - *cracks knucles* Want me to go get him?
Me - Maybe later...
Kiran - Wuss.
Me - NOT!
Kiran - I'll go get him them!
Me - *swipes him acroos the head* Oh no you don't!
Kiran - *winces* Alright, geez...
The God of Stupid - *sweat drop* Stupid mortals...
Circumstance: A bucket of water falls on Kyo's head.
Solution:
Kyo: What the... *water splashes all over him* Aww... *shivers* Who the hell did that...?
Lurea: Aww... poor Kyo... *hugs him closely* Don't worry, we'll head home in a minute and get you dried off...
Kyo: Uh.... *thinks* O...kay....
Circumstance: Now a bucket of water splashes on YOUR head.
Solution:
Me - *SPLOSH* AW, SHIT!!! *throws water ballon at Kyo*
Kiran - Ooo! Fun! *lobs a truck (literally) full of water ballons*
Cirumstance: WATER FIGHT!!!
Solution:
Lurea: *gets hit by a water balloon* Alright, that's it *pulls out mallet* YOU JUST SOAKED MY LAST DRY CLOTHING, DAMMIT!
Kyo: Eh.... :shock:
Circumstance: Pissed Lurea on her way!
Solution:
Me - :shock: Oh... *SMASH*
Kiran - :shock: Help... *CRACK*
Circumstance: *BANG* EEEK!!! *CRACK* Lurea is pounding me! *WHALLOP*