Solution: Commentarist: As I said, oooo, poor mallet! that's gotta hurt!
DMX: ZzzzZz... *stills sleeping on Shadow's shoulder*
Circumstance: I don't wake up.
Solution: Pick you up and punt you.
Circumstance: Your headed for a large pit full of spikes, seriously what the hell was that contractor thinking when he built this place?
Solution: Catches by the tail- just dangling over the spikes- I put you on a couch.
THANK YOU!!! I love me!! *hugs myself as I'm back to normal* NO BOOBS!! YEAH!!
Coincidence: Shadow suddenly grows boobs.
Circumstance: I want milk. *Get's a glass*
Solution: HELL NO! *magically removes boobs*
Circumstance: TRY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE WORLD WAR 2 LOOK LIKE MR. ROGER'S!
Solution: *wakes up* I'm glad I wasn't hungry, I'd had been sucking there faster than you removed them, but now I'm hungry... *pats his belly with his paws*
Circumstance: Not even a taco stand nearby x3
Solution: I'll handle it, *uses Byakugan and hand of Juken to release the block on Gun's Chakra forcing him to return to a girl*
Circumstance: DMX is hungry
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I'll order a Chinese. Unfortunatly, we are sent rice insted of chao main.
If Wednesday was sunny, why does the goldfish swim so?
...Huh? this is like crossbreed of Grant a wish and Circumstances- cool...
Solution: *Gives DMX a protein shake.* Works for me.
THANK YOU!! FINALLY- I'M MACHO AGAIN!! *Hugs self*
Circumstance: Being a plushy- DMX doesn't really need food- but what of winnie the pooh?
Solution: Kill Pooh and take his place, then recieve free honey.
Circumstance: You can have some jars of honey, nia :3
Solution: Bury someone up to their neck and pour the honey on their head.
I don't like honey.
Circumstance: IT WAS YOU!