Solution: Go outside, catch a cold, and turn to plushie, a rich family will pity me and say that I'm cute, thus, taking me to the eighteen year old hot beauty they call their daughter and I have fun with her all nights while she sleeps as I keep enjoying good life in a mansion. wheee!
Circumstance: It's new year and you don't bought the fireworks! (oh no! :cry: )
Solution: Make my own. Simple put some metal alloys into a puddle of gasoline and set on fire, the flame will begin to radiate a diffrent color based on what compound you used. sodium compound will burn orange, lead will burn blue and others will add diffrent colors. It makes a pretty cool show on the ground.
Circumstance: Big test today that counts for 1/4 of your grade, and you didn't study.
Solution: Believe it or not, that's my life lol I always get away with it anyways... hehehe, simply read a little from my notes and done xP
Circumstance: Someone poured really cold Pepsi in your eyes *hides half can on back*
Solution: My eyes have built up an immunity to pepper spray so I think I could handle some pepsi.
Circumstance: Force you to drink the pepsi! (Truely a fate worse than death.)
Solution: Are you sure? I drink two cans of Pepsi per day at school and I feel fine and refreshed <.<
Circumstance: The same guy as before force fed you with a rock!
Solution: AHHHH! EVIL PEPSI I'D RATHER DRINK CRAB JUICE!
Circumstance: You stepped on your brand new PSP and broke it :cry: .
Solution: Grab the remains and build a supersized robot that can type for me in the PC while I look at pr0n.
Circumstance: Crab juice is leaking all over the empty pool you are trapped, oh noes!
Solution: Uhhh, divine intervention?
Circumstance: You have to spend the night in a haunted house for 1,000 dollars.
Solution: Sure thing, what's the worst that can- *really loud scream of agony*
Circumstance: You need to choose between flying to the sun without solar protection or start to breakdance naked in front of your whole class.
The sun. That way you only have to deal with a few seconds of pain instead of a lifetime of torture.
Circumstance: Your fighting a Darktyrannomon and you lost your digivice.