Solution: Hide in it and snipe like crazy.
Circumstance: On Super Mario 1, you're mini-mario, last life, on world 8-4 and you get to the end only to see Peach and Bowser getting it on wildly past the bridge with two Toads helping him...
Solution: Wait till they start their foursome-on-the-lava-bridge fetish and take the halberd at the end of the bridge.
Circumstance: Oops, I just killed Bitch. Erm... Peach.
Solution: Pretend the princes is in another Video Game. Like the Legend of Zelda!
Circumstance: Making your way to an Anthrocon/Anime-con in full costume, you make a wrong turn and attend a NAMBLA convention instead.
Solution: back yourself into a corner, keep your tail tucked between your legs, and wait for the cops to arrive.
Circumstance: they're trying to arrest you for being at a NAMBLA convention.
Solution: Learn what NAMBLA is in the first place, then grab a shotgun for some determined reason in the near future.
Circumstance: You need to teach me something.
Solution: show you wikipedia.
Circumstance: Richard Simmons is in your house, and you have no idea how he got there.
Solution: Freeze him in time with my leet SPAM and take my time with wikipedia.
Circumstance: I'm a slow paced learner.
Solution: duuuuuuuuhhh... leave message here. *Beep*
Circumstance: I'm bored. And hungry. Will offer?
Solution:
Crimson: Excellent, you can try out one of my brand new Monster Meals! *sends a giant living burger monster towards DMX* Guaranteed to solve hunger and boredom...maybe...
Zorromon: Wait, didn't they have an anime where they made monsters out of food.
Crimson: Uh oh. *hears sounds in the distance*
Circumstance: Lawyer ninjas are about to attack!
Solution: Give them to my new pet Monster Burger to fill him up for later consumption.
Circumstance: Even after eating all the ninja-filled living burger, I'm still hungry.