Solution:
Shadow: Uhhh,
Popeye: *Lands on the deck after riding the shark from the island* I'm gonna get you back for that, *Grabs a can of spinach from his shirt*
Circumstance:
Shadow: IT WAS HIM!! *Points at Popeye*
Solution:
Kurtz: *big anime like fire appears behind him* Come on then, yer wee sailor! *pulls out huge sword*
Circumstance: Popeye is PW'NED.
Solution:
Popeye: Just let me eats me spinach akakakaka! *Eats his spinach and his muscles grow huge and show a picture of a large freight ship in them* Now I'm gonna beat the stuffing out a ya! *Starts walking towards Kyo*
Shadow: It's too noisy out here, let's go inside, *Gestures towards Lurea and then heads towards the cabin* Outta my way! *Effortlessly bats Popeye away knocking him into the sea*
Circumstance: Popeye uses his strength to conquer the sharks and then brings them back to the ship.
Solution: *turns into Regil* HOW DARE YOU BRING THOSE MOTH-- *slams a fist into Popeye* --ON THIS MOT-- *slams his other fist into the sharks* --G BOAT!
Lurea: *follows Shadow*
Circumstance: You know where Regil got that from, didn't yer?
Solution: Yeah, snakes on a plane.
Circumstance: Should I use my spaming powers to make Lurea appear in a bath towel?
Solution: *grins* YES.
Circumstance: *transforms back into Kurtz* I need biscuits! Where are they? *walks into the cabins*
Solution: YAY!! *snaps his fingers and Lurea is instantly dripping wet and has a towel wrapped only around her head*
Circumstance: She's not gonna react like a Renamon would right.
Solution: Well... yes, she does if it's someone else but me.
Lurea: *drops towel and strangles Shadow* I'LL RIP OUT THAT SPINE OF YOURS AND BEAT YOU WITH IT!
Circumstance: Ouch... that's gonna leave a mark.
Solution: Nah, after countless stranglings from Renamon I built up a natural immunity to it. Besides,
Circumstance:
Shadow: IT WAS KYO'S IDEA!! *Shows her the posts of you saying to do it*
Solution: Lurea: *flames erupt from behind her* YOU STILL SUMMONED ME! *strangles Shadow and knees him in the crotch*
Circumstance:
Kurtz: *gulps* That's gotta hurt.