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DMX: *Lowers ears and tail, widening his eyes and blinking in awe* Wow.

Circumstance: We need more girls like her.
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Raize:...I'm flattered..

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Raize: I'm happy with the division I am in currently, but thanks for the offer.
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Lurea: *pokes her head in* Ny?

Kurtz: I'm still here. *sweat-drops*

Circumstance: Lawyers are coming to DMX. For no reason, but they want to 'pick a bone with him'.
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Dot: *Pounces Kurtz to the ground furiously aroused* I'm horny today! *Starts nuzzling Kurtz's chest*

Lawyers: *Turn their attention from DMX, who's continuing with his strict platonic relationship with Raize, to look on Dot* Lady, you are currently violating the law by conducting sexual harrassment towards that dragon, we'll have to demand you for money.

Circumstance: Now it's your problem.
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Raize: Looks like it..but I dont see much of a problem though...unless she plans to assasinate him after shes done.

Circumstances

Raize: But thats pretty unlikely
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Kurtz: And oddly enough... I am no--- wait, you are? *looks at Dot quietly nuzzling his chest*

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Kurtz: Ack..... no, no, no.... *sweatdrops*

Lurea: *walks over to DMX, before looking at the lawyers* Do I get to silence them, dragon-boy?
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DMX: True. She's more like a pacifist. It's a shame, but peace needs war and war needs peace. Technically, thinking about peace is rather useless. *Sighs and folds arms*

Dot: What? *Raises her face* You aren't horny? *Lowers ears*

Circumstance: Lurea has been given order to kill all lawyers in a 12 mile radius*
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Lurea: *summons an AK-47 into her hands, before she starts firing bullets into the lawyers* YAY!

Kurtz: Yeah... I k-kinda lost my horniness a while ago. *sweat-drops and squints at Dot*

Circumstance:

Lurea: WHOA! *trips over on an arm and a bullet goes whizzing past DMX's arm*
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DMX: *Stops bullet by grabbing it in between both his fingers* Be careful with your toys *Throws it away, but accidentally inserts it in a lawyer's forehead*

Dot: Oh... well... *Snuggles Kurtz*

Circumstance: That was your lawyer.
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Kurtz: Nee! *tries to get out of the snuggle* I was trying to do something before you came along, Dot... can I go back to it, please?

Tieya: I don't have a lawyer. *sweat-drops* I already killed him because of his plot with some type of griffon. Now, *looks at DMX* What are you doing here?

Circumstance: So, whose lawyer was it?