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Perform the "Nutcracker" and im NOT talking about the play.

why dosesnt the sun just come down and burn us all?

Why don't you go and ask him/her/it/thingy? :P


Can I fry bacon on a hot girl?

Yeah, but you'd probably get slapped.

why doesnt billy gates just make a NOT-SUCKY new operating system?

Look... something needs to suck worse than Jack Sparrow's luck with women!


Who is jack Sparrow anyway? (*ROFLOLZ*)

that guy from pirates of the carribean. hes funny as hell sometimes. :P

why cant i kill all the asshats in the world who brag about thier "superior" macintosh computers?

Because they hide behind their ignorance... *shakes head sadly*


Why do I want to destroy this public computer?

because it blocks all your favorite porn sites.

are pop rocks made of real rocks?

No. They're made of TNT that's gone past it's sell-by-date. :P


What do you call a person addicted to caffine?

a retard?

what do you call the last person to pass a medical class in college?

a retard? (Hehe, couldn't resist. :P)


Why do I like yiffy stuff so much? :shock: Am I becoming a sex addict!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*breathes*-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!