a boot, if you ask the British.
Why do people insist on giving me knives, matches and caustic chemicals, despite the obvious hazard I present to those around me?
Because they think you have changed and won't wreak havoc.\
Why are these damn riddles so hard?!
Because they are from FRANCE!!
Chivaja: I wanna go to the Eiffel Tower!!
Dravaja: *Breathes fire at a miniature model of the Eiffel Tower* Screw them....
Why are the French so self-centered?
Crimson: That's just what they want you to think. *shifty eyes*
Why do cell phone keep getting smaller and smaller?
Because smaller cell phones cause less brain cancer.
Why do clocks run clockwise?
Ravaja: 'cause the clock goes clockwise.... DUH!
Why is that damn wrestler JBL so fat?!
Dravaja: He was so fit during his APA years... *Sigh*
Because he eats babies...
Why do cats purr?
You see, it's a signal to the evil mole-kitties from mars for them to launch a cute-strike on hapless humans...
Am I mad?
Yes, yes you are. Completely loopy. Oh wait... which mad did you mean?
Where did my bass go!?
I ate it! *grin*
When can i meet Sam Fisher?