Crimson: Because it has a screw loose!
Zorromon: No, that would be you.
Crimson: Bah, so one quiz calls me crazy, big deal.
Zorromon: We tried to send you to the nut house...twice...
Crimson: *glares* You said that it was the carnival. *summons evil aura before breathing fire all over Zorromon, burning him to ash*
Why do so many people like Gabumon?
Because of the horn.
Kurtz: No-one knows, to be honest.
Lurea: You're just tying in with the game, aren't you?
Kurtz: *obviously lying* Nope!
Why is there such a thing as a lie?
Crimson: It's because of the Decepticons, damn those Decepticons! Them and their deception and...deceptioning thingies...
Zorromon: You mean lasers?
Crimson: Yeah, those too!
Zorromon: *flat stare*
Why can't my cell phone ever get a signal?
Because the bars on your phone run away.
Why do I have to get my dad's vision...? Damn contacts
Because glasses make hot people even hotter. Yay hotness.
Why do I put quotes in my sig?
Because it's the way to enlightment.
Why did that just sound so stupid it could be true?
Because it is true in a way...
Why does everyone say I have a weird taste in guys? O_o
Crimson: Because they're "normal" and as you should never listen to "normal" people.
Zorromon: You sure you don't have that backwards.
Crimson: Don't question fox logic!
Why is world covered by mostly water?
Because swimming is fun.
Why do men find two women making out hot.. but not two men making out?
Because most men are straight and they don't want to see that...
Why is Marilyn Manson so creepy lookin?