Cuz Pirates make a lot of random noise and ninja's are deadly when silent.
Why cant all computers have the top performace graphic card so we can play any game we want?
Crimson: It's because of the dark forces of the Game Marketing Staff.
Marketing Staff Guy: *chuckles darkly whilst counting a large stack of gold coins in front of him*
Crimson: Or maybe it's because Bill Gates is losing 700 dollars per XBox360 sold.
What happens if I throw a penny off of the Sears Tower?
It will form a lethal, skull-crushing penny projectile, harming a single, unsuspecting innocent.
Why go 'moo'?
Cuz being 'Meh' is boring and dull.
Why can't I eat burgers and salad all days?
Because the mutant cows won't let you.
Why are slopes and intercepts so hard? >_<
Because they are made of steel, generally.
Why do all Football players fake their injuries to have free shots?
Cuz those players are rookies...
Why did it get so damn cold here all of a sudden?!
Because I'm not there? lol
Why is green tea so yummy?
Crimson: Because it spiked all the lemon tea!
What is the definition of irony?
Something that has the attributes of iron.
Why is my chair spinning?