Because the machines are plotting to take over, they're just rehearsing with little things for now.
Why is there never Jello left in the dessert line?
Because of the gnomes... yes.. jello gnomes...
Why do people think its weird that I can... Nah,, that isn't a stupid question... um... okay!
Why is the sky blue?
Crimson: It was the aliens, damn them!
Elite: *coughs* Ahem.
Crimson: Oh sorry, let me restate that. It was the little green dudes, damn them!
Leprechaun: Now wait just a wee minute, ye dumb laddie.
Crimson: *sighs* Sorry I...holy shit, a leprechaun...hey, give me that gold! *chases after the leprechaun*
Why is the gold always at the end of a rainbow?
the lepercahns get more interest for keeping it there ((Damn I wish this place had a spell check))
Why is the demon spirit in Naruto have 9 tails instead of an even 10?
because 9 is sexy, and 10 is just weird
Why does that make sense?
Because the sky is blue
Why hasnt the kitty in your sig been hugged yet? *hugs the kitty*
You just hugged him.. lol
Why can't I "play" outside?
because public exposure is illigal unfortunately
where will Renamon's army conqure next?
The renamon haters,all shall fall before the might of renamon.
How many lemons are on the d.a.d.
Enough for an entire army of perverts
Who's the Juggernaut, BITCH!?