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Why do birds always have to crap on my car?

becuase birds have extreme tastes in automobiles
(trust me they do. they sh*t all over my mom's skoda fabia everyday)


Why do guys look everywhere for the TV remote rather then manually changing the channel?

because if they didn't they wouldn't get any exercise before channel surfing.

why do i need feel the need to peer approval?

Because angry mobs hurt!

Where is my coffee?

The dog ate it.


Why is two in the morning breakfast time for Kaylee and Alexandra..?

Crimson: Because they're possessed by the ghosts of that house! *points at the creepy medieval castle misplaced in suburbia*

Ghost: Oh sure, blame the ghosts! We have a keep out sign you know, what's not to get?!

What's the best way to see stars?

If one were a cartoon the best way would be to drop an anvil on your head. However, I would not recomend this entirely foolish course of action. Instead, it would be best to simply look directly into the sun, as it is in fact, a star.


Why would one be so devoted to their appearance, that they would cry when told they were more pleasing without all of the show?

Crimson: That's not really a stupid question...I've been lied to, damn you Stupid Question Thread!

Zorromon: In relation to your question, I believe it's because he/she doesn't have enough self-esteem.

Why is there so much spam?

to keep the next viruses busy

do you yahoo?

Crimson: *hits recording* Thank you for using the Crimson Fox Stupid Answers to Stupid Questions Service! In relation to your question, I wouldn't do Yahoo for she is fugly. To ask another...

Zorromon: *smashes tape recorder* That was a lame joke.

Crimson: At least I don't go around breaking your stuff...all the time.

Who stole my pen?