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'Cause they are like vampires... They can't stand sunlight

Why is the sun so bright?

Because the sun runs on a 120 watt light bulb instead of a 60 watt one.

Why do people like chocolate so much?

Because it would looks sexy poured all over Ada's beautifal body then licked off.

Blythe: *casts Firaga on Disturbed* You touch her with that and you die!!!...*blinks*..actually that would look pretty good..*grins*

Why is white chocolate so good yet theres not a lot of it

Because it is an UNHEALTHY chocolate! More fat than dark chocolate kids.

Why is it so seductive to pour chocolate on your sex partner?

It was already stated...so you can lick it off of them

Why is College Football so cool?

Because you think it is

Why do you get drunk on New Years?

Because u'll want to be the first person to get drunk on New Years!

Why to tummyaches hurt so bad...?

because it wouldn't be tummyaches if they wouldn't hurt at all

why is Earth round and not square?

Because it's the law of space! You'll be arrested if a planet was square!

Why is black so trendy?

Because it matches the colour of my rug

Why is my dog biting me!!