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Why did robins return so soon...it's snowing outside!
They decided it was a great gift for you.

Can I get some mustard on my strawberry please?
Go Ahead....

Why is the sky full of fish and bones?
too much rain pollution, they thought the sky was better.

why do people need love?
Crimson: To protect themselves from hate.

Hate: *a huge red dragon drops in with a furious gaze* I hate you, I hate the sky, and I hate hatred!

Crimson: *raise eyebrow* Hate hatred?

Hate: And I hate logic! *flame breath attacks Crimson*

Why do people misuse power?
I taught the pre-histerics. Why else do you think the Flintstones are a TV show?

Flan?
I don't know what the heck flan is....

Why are colds so annoying!??!?! >.<
Because they're viruses, which aren't even alive to begin with!

Why is there chocolate in my peanut butter?
Because it wants to be turned into Reese's....*drools*

Why is my nose crying? (Seriously..it's running..but it's like tears...)
because your mom made it cry.

WHY am i awake?! GO THE HELL TO SLEEP ME!