Because there are just so many people playing! Duh! :P
Why do games have cheats... but you're not allowed to use them? (Seriously, that really bugs me...)
Because if you were allowed to use them they wouldn't be cheats.. they would be codes.
Why are all of the good looking guys around here either taken, or completely straight?
Because God hates you, me and everyone else.
Why do you get spots in your teens?
I have no idea... O_O
Why does Snapple taste so yummy?
because things always are better when they are stolen! :D
Why do i have fluff beetween my toes?
Because you're stepping on my kitty!!!
Why is chocolate addicting?
Because if it wasn't then vegetables would be unhealthy!
why do you we sweat water and not gas?
Because otherwise the air would forever smell like gas...and that would be nasty.
Why is Comedy Central like the awesomest channel ever.
Dunno, never watched it.
Why does work have to be so tough without a PC?
Because computers make pretty much everything so much easier.
Why does the society poison us with disgusting fast food??
Misty: Starting now, I'm going on a diet...NO fast food...it's so gross...and poorly made.