Because you and your girlfriend toss them somewhere in the room without paying attention... Also.. you are too noisy. (my room is next to her's...)
Why do women assume that nice guys are automatically gay?
Because we
are!
(Actually, I'm Bi... does that count? :P)
What the hell keeps bleeping at me!? :x
ME!
bleep!bleep!bleep!bleep!bleep!bleep!bleep!
Why do people want to live forever?
That's a Stupid Question?
Is the Messiah DMX?
I dunno, my brain is 55% nothing.
Why do i get so damn itchy?????
' *hides itching powder behind back*
Why has my window cracked?
Because someone screamed sooo loud...that it couldn't take it...hehe
Why are baby chickies sooo cute?! *stares at Grim's siggie*
Crimson: Because they have that innocent charm...what a second, chickens! *fox senses tingle*
*lights go out for a few minutes until they come back on, the baby chicks gone and Crimson with a full bully*
Ah, you can never go wrong with the popcorn kind. *evil smirk*
Why is chocolate so addictive?
Because they spike it with nicotine.
Why is Mr. Roboto so catchy? >_<
Because older songs were written with the thought of getting them stuck in your head so that you would have to listen to them.
Why is it so hard to win the lottery?