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Why must it rain so hard tonight

Because it stopped here.

Why do we go to bed?

Because thats what makes everyone lazy at sometimes.

Why does working out take so long to get results?

Cuz your lifting weights in zero gravity

Wonder what it would be like to see Sally naked in Zero G

*chuckles* Find out with Mar.

Huh?

Thats not a silly question

Why is the Sun blue?

Because I dropped paint while me and the other gods started creating the universe.

Thor: SO IT WAS YOU AND NOT LOKI!



Loki: *Sighs* I hate dragons *Scribbles number 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999992 in the wall marking the time he's been inprisoned*

Why must I enrage all the gods I see?

They're either jealous or you stole their lunch money when they were kids

Who wants to go to Disneyland?

DMX: Seriously, why did you create it?

Thor: It wasn't me.

DMX: *Flat stares and shows the newspaper showing Thor's discontent after being fired from X-Men's series*

Thor: I've got to go to curl my hair! Bye! *Holy chorus as a light makes him disappear*

Dot: Woah. Nice muscles.

DMX: Not as nice as mine.

Why do I have to be the most modest?

To let other people into the light from the shadow of you pecks

What is Santa Clause's middle name?