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Why are they called "fortune cookies" when they are always different?

They didn't like their original names, hetero-cookies. It almost caused a riot 'cause of the sexual misinterpretation so they stuck a piece of paper in them with a Confucius-type saying and a few random numbers and got name changes from the government, so they're now called Fortune Cookies.

If you could make a video game, what would your main character be made of?

Umm...that would be too much to type...I'll get back to ya..

Why does thunder sound so cool? =P

Because lightning wants it to.


Why does dust constantly fall?

Because you can't climb the air.

Exactly when is "bed time"?

when your bed wants some time with u ( O_o; weird.. )

why cant i climb air??

Because glue keeps us on the ground.

Why does my tv say "Phillips" when it's clearly mine?

Because you didn't special order it with your namesake.


Why were blue jeans originally blue, instead of some other color?

Crimson: Because the color red and all other shades of crimson are copyrighted by me!

Why does my puppy feel he needs to chew everything?

Because all infants have an oral fixation. (no matter the species)

Why do robins start signing & screaming, outside my window, at 5 a.m.?