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Because it never gets old...it's always funny. ^^

Why is my perfume called 'sweet pea'..when it doesn't even smell like peas??
Because peas aren't sweet.I got hit in the eye by one.


Why is guilmon cute?
Because Guilmon is a Digimon!!

Why does House Of Wax make me scared of candles...?
That's not wax, that's... well, you wouldn't like to know.

Why are evil, arrogant, giant scalies such a turn on?
They aren't..evil and arrogance is a turn off for most people...sorry to break it to ya.

Why are wolves so sexy and yiffable?
Because Stone Cold said so.

Why doesnt Walmart carry bras that fit me?
Because they are inconsiderate



Why is it raining?
because today is not your day now and you must suffer with RAIN!

Why wont it snow here?!
Because Mr blair and senjor Bush thought they could stop people driving by upping car tax.


Why is the government so damn stupid????
Because.. A government is a body of people. Usually notably ungoverned.


Why is it that I can never find my pants in the morning..?