Granted, but it will be MUCH more crappy that you could even imagine, adding an ending with Barney singing a stupid song.
I wish to be in that movie for... you know
Granted but you are corraled by Barney and now sit through endless barney songs.........
I wish for you to kill him twice over....
Granted, but the process makes him immortal so no matter what you do you can never kill, hurt, maime, maul, destroy, or injure, him.
I wish for an apocalyptic world.
Granted but I heard you wrong so the world turns into a pop-lyp-tic one....
I wish for some cooking oil, I am running low....
Granted, it's sintethized(sp?) from a mixture from Rusia from 1945.
I wish to eat something tasty and not healthy at all.
Granted, I hand you a bucket of sugar. But it attracts a large army of bees who devour you.
I wish for a Konoha Forehead Protector.
Granted, but it got scratched on the way, so you were mistaken for a missing nin- will be hunted down by hunter nin. By the way- it's not water-proof.
I wish to get hit by countless Kunai! That would be great!
Granted but it turns into silly string and it turns you hair pink..awwwwwwwww......
I wish to take a picture of this moment, Gunter wearing pink hair...
Granted... but the film is corrupt- and your camera blows up.
I wish for pasta... the poisonous kind.
Granted but it poisons you to becoming a full female figured woman.... You look kind of hot ^_^....
I wish for a mirror to reflect Gun's new looks...