Granted, but Nintendo will start to produce Barney games only, even a console named Barney Friends Advance, which will make only stupid kids buy it, and you'll get so wrecked, you'll lose all the money and finally, want to commit suicide.
I wish to have a wish to spend.
Granted but the IRS comes over your house and seizes your wish.....
I wish to not get "Roshambo'd" when I am trying to take a walk..
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lonelygabu~~
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Granted, but you enter a contest with someone wearing a cup and refuse to lose so you "Roshambo" for hours you taking every hit.
I wish for a football shaped like patamon
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Granted, but you'll become his sex slave.
I wish to have Gatomon as my friend.
How can a football make me his sex slave? I'd punt the thing first.
Granted, but with friends like her who needs enemies?
I wish, for DMX's sake, that Gatomon takes her gloves off during any foreplay. >_<
Granted, but she'll go to you for a foreplay and forget about that <.<
I wish that that doesn't happen to you...
Granted, I beat the daylights out of her and give her to the entire digital world as a toy
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I wish to be a master in the martial arts style "Shadow Dragon Fist" and "Blue Dragon Palm".
Granted, but everybody will kick your ass always.
I wish to have a nice scooter.
Granted, but it's bright pink with little streamers and a basket.
I wish I could use the Sharingan from Naruto.
Granted, but as I don't know what it is, your left arm will fall from your body and melt on the ground.
I wish that Shadow's wish is granted properly >.>