DMX's brain: Granted, but you'll find out that the aspirin was just rat venom.
DMX's brain: Hmm, I wish to grow bigger so I can rule this world and you humans!
*Homer walking nearby with beer on hands*
Homer: Poor lizard... *shakes head* Hmm... I know what will snap him out *pours some of his beer on DMX's mouth, then walks away*
DMX's brain: No! Wait! agh!! *cricket chirping*
DMX: *wakes up* damnit... ignore that last wish, I wish that Homer would share more beer... I need it.
Shadow's brain: Like i'm gonna make it so Shadow can come back around. AHHHHH! THAT'S IT THIS KID HAS SOME MESSED UP DREAMS I AM SO GONE! *sounds of a door opening and footsteps walking away*
Shadow: Huh? What did I miss? *reads previous posts* oh, Granted, but it's alchohol free beer.
I wish for season tickets to the Rush games.
granted... but the tickets are for last season
i wish the next person cant grant this wish
Granted (counts how many ,damn thats alot) You know what, you just die.... No asprin for you?....
I wish to hermit myself in Thailand and live alone for the rest of life getting enlighted and be able to learn mind over matter...
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lonelygabu~~
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GRANTED IN HUGE TEXTbut the rest of it is in small text
A E I Own u
i wish i would stop playing with the colors the text can be in already
(lol, kind of bored there?....) Granted....
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I think all that work is punishment enough....
I wish to find love and enjoy the sex and everything else in this world and not die....
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lonelygabu~~
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granted... but than you wake up, find out it was all just a dream and will never come true and decide to shoot yourself... but you dont have a gun so you decide to jump off a bridge... than you realize there are no bridges near you... so you deside to slit your wrists... but you cant find somthing sharp... so your forced to live a long n lonly virgin life...
HUGE RED TEXT FTW!!!!!!
anyway i wish i dont share the same fate... i want a much much worse fate
Granted. You spend life talking to me about my childhood.
I wish no one would listen to me!
Granted, but dogs and animals are included.
I wish my cat would stop waking me up in the morning by jumping on my head.
Granted, it will wake you up by scratching your face.
I wish three orders of BigMac's.