Granted, but we say so many congratulations and thanks that we forget to breath.
I wish my cat could work a rifle, wait a minute...what the hell am I thinking? no I don't, I wish for my own football team, any will do except the packers.
granted *as a pack o babies in football helmets suddenly apear and start crying. the sound is so horible it causes you to go insane*
i wish i was a messorius ab charon (hehe lets see you grant a wish you cant understand :P)
Granted, You become a, "Mess o' sores ab's share on."
I wish for a new brain.
Shadow's brain: HEY!
Granted, but it will be my brain.
DMX's brain: WHAT?!
I wish for some curried rice...
Granted, but it's my special diablo brand super spicy curry
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DMX's brain: This head is cramped.
Shadow's brain: THAT'S YOUR HALF! THIS IS MY HALF!
Shadow: Great now I have two of them to deal with. I wish not to not unhave no beerzooka.
Granted, but the beer will suddenly vanish from earth and you'll have to live with both brains for the rest of your life.
DMX's brain: This place stinks... why the heck don't you clean?
Shadow's brain: With the waves of beer coming here? bah...
I wish to have a Peugeot 306 (really kewl car)
Granted, but you accidently blow out the engine while showing off.
I wish...
Shadow's brain: I WISH FOR MY OWN PLACE!
DMX's brain: ME TOO!!
Shadow: DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!!
Granted but wherever you go the both :shock: :?: of you will be attached outside the house.... A new fun twist on double dating...
I wish to be able to live on the moon...
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lonelygabu~~
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Granted, but you'll be eaten by a strange creature that appears when you place foot in there.
DMX's brain: Heck no! I don't want to be attached to HIM!
Shadow's brain: And do you think I want to?!
DMX: Now I wonder how we are friends and our brains aren't...
I wish that you wish that the next poster wishes good wishes to someone.
DMX: I work better without my brain.
Granted and it happens to everyone but you....
I wish to be not left alone...
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lonelygabu~~
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