Granted, you bloat to a house sized grease-filled female and are able to eat anything you see without getting anymore fat.
I wish cheap movies would be funnier.
Granted, now all the first-run, great movies are only found in the discount bin of your local party store.
I wish yiffing was an Olympic event.
Granted, but it is soon canceled due to several cases of death by phallic overexertion.
I wish for some Dr. Pepper.
Granted, but I give you a lifetime's supply and now I can never be on DaD for the caffeine in it keeps me going.
I wish I had half of it back.
Granted, but the Dr. Pepper guy, from the 80's commercials has to deliver it to your home...a case a week...singing and dancing, "I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper..."
I wish I knew what life was all about.
Granted, but yours end the following second.
I wish I'd have (more) beer.
okay *gives him more beer*
i wish for a macro MagnaAngewomon ^___^
Granted, but she warns she will kill you if you come anywhere close to her.
I wish I wasn't so hostile.
Kurtz: *hiding in a corner*
uhm..................................................................okay.
AWL: she can't kill me, she's too good-hearted.
MagnaAngewomon: rrgh..that is correct.
i wish foooooooor an idea for a lemon.
Granted!! *AWL and Guilmon??*
I wish for Spring Break already!