Granted.
Random Guy: Hey, did you hear? Some guy is selling the eiffel tower! I'm gonna go give him my money right now!
I wish for a way to get that money for myself.
Granted but you get only a dollar of it
I wish I had a milloin dollars in real money
Granted, but inflation rises so your one million dollars is worthless now.
I wish for a fortress.
Granted its a fortress made out of pie
I wish nobody got to eat it except its owner
Granted, but it's stale, yuck!
I wish for a jetpack.
Granted but its filled with whipped cream
I wish I had some ice cream
Granted, but it's hard as a rock and won't melt.
I wish Disturbed got some soft ice cream.
Granted but its the kind you don't lik
I wish that I could get back with Staphenie
Granted, but first you'll have to tell me if she's single and pretty.
I wish to know.
Yes she is single right now and if you like large girls the yes she is pretty.
I wish that I could get back with Staphenie.